Gipsy Danger, Godzilla, Kong & Megazord

What do giant characters do when they hang out?

My sons are anticipating more movies and more team-ups between #megafauna #megazord and #megamech

Sphynx and MagnaGuard

Elongated and creepy, with drapery:
Cats & Robots #15

My sons decided that we could not leave the MagnaGuards out of the robot series. The Wookieepedia (Star Wars universe version of Wikipedia) reveals that they are also known as IG-100's or  "the Self-Motivating Heuristically Programmed Combat Droids." That description makes them sound more philosophically interesting than I remember them being in the "Revenge of the Sith".... not that my memories of that movie are extensive or notable.  My sons like them because, to use a description that they would support, the MagnaGuards are the extra baddass droids.

The MagnaGuard seemed to need a similarly attenuated feline companion.  There are a great many images of Sphynx cats floating around the web, often making reference to a JRR Tolkien character (see Hairless Sphynx Cat That Looks Like Gollum from Lord of the Rings Goes Viral) There are also quite a few disturbing images of obese hairless cats, but I am not going to suggest viewing any of those as they cannot be erased from memory once they have been seen.

Remarkably, I don't think there is a individual Sphynx internet cat celebrity like Grumpy Cat or Lil Bub... or at least not one famous enough that I could turn it up in a few minutes of Googling.

Surely this is a gap in popular culture that will soon be filled.

Wet Cat with "Five Nights at Freddy's" Animatronics

Not cute... and dangerously annoyed with humans:
Cats and Robots #14

We can't seem to stop this series.  My sons realized that I had neglected to include the automated animals from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" game.  My kids' ongoing excitement about this game truly confounds me.  I am not sure that the homicidal animatronics in the game really qualify as robots. However, I am going to pass by the opportunity to delve into the metaphysics of the game's back story and just include them here.

As to what cat would be an appropriate companion for Spring Trap and Foxy?...well... it seemed like we needed something frightening... and maybe a bit pissed off.  About a year ago, a series of pictures of wet cats were passed around as one of the many offshoots of the lolcat internet (see "22 Hilarious Pictures of Wet Cats"  for instance) This image is based on my favorite of the series.

I like the wet cat pictures because they do reveal the felines in their essential forms: skinny, bug-eyed, and very annoyed with humanity.

Atchoum and the Iron Giant

Cats & Robots #13
Scary at first sight....But actually rather endearing.


In the last post, I said that we were done with the Cats and Robots thing, but it seems that I was wrong.

I decided that Atchoum was so distinctive that he merited last minute inclusion.  He is a recent arrival to the feline internet saturation party but is catching up quickly.  Google "Atchoum the cat," I dare you.  My favorite is the boredpanda.com post: "Atchoum: The Cat Whose Death Glare Will Devour Your Soul."

Of course this is just an ordinary 9 month old cat we are talking about... albeit one with a disorder that prompts him to grow excess fur. Google "hypertrichosis" for a few minutes of fun....Or Google it adding the word "cat," and have less fun, but get many pictures of this particular cat.

I paired him with the Iron Giant's silhouette for a few reasons,. None of these reasons will be particularly convincing, but let's try some of them:  My kids refuse to watch the very nice  "Iron Giant" movie, althiugh I am not sure whyt. But I haven't given up entirely, so I did not want to leave the giant off of the robot list.  I thought Atchoum and the Giant each had some nice glowing eyes framed by black. (Yes, I have used this excuse for previous cat/robot combinations) And they are both initially frightening in appearance, yet friendly in person...or so I hear.

Ansel looked at the napkin today and said, "Oh come on! No one in my class is going to be able to recognize that!"

Bullet Cat and EVE from "WALL-E"

 

Missiles of Cute:

Cats and Robots #12

The original image of Bullet Cat seems to have proliferated in 2010. It still pops up occasionally, which is how we became aware of it. 
Pixar's "WALL-E" was released in 2008, but I don't remember when we saw it.  Ansel was only one in 2008, so he definitely watched it in the years after its release. While EVE is the love interest of the movie, our kids were much more interested in her ability to sprout and fire plasma weapons.

I think we might be done with the Cats and Robots theme for the moment. I have received several admirable suggestions over the last couple of weeks, but, for various reasons, I don't think I am going to be able to pursue any of them.

Atom from "Real Steel" with Nala

Cats & Robots # 11:
Large, glowing blue eyes will get you remarkably far with 8 year olds and Instagram followers.

Ansel really enjoyed "Real Steel," the movie about prizefighting robots back when it was released in 2011 and he has watched it a couple of times since. Atom is the robot underdog, salvaged from burial at a dump by the under-parented kid at the center of the movie. Atom eventually almost triumphs over much glitzier and better funded bots owned by people of questionable character..

The boxing robot has endearingly luminescent blue eyes like social media phenomenon Nala the cat. With 1.8 million followers on her Instagram account, Nala trounces even Grumpy cat on that platform (a mere 598,000 followers.)

One does wonder at the remarkable extent of Nala's internet celebrity. She is certainly a cute cat, and has some winsome baby blues. However, she isn't surrounded by the snarky jokes and commentary that seem to boost the popularity of other cats like Colonel Meow, Grumpy Cat, Garfi and many of the other lol cats and feline memes. Her overall message is mildly upbeat and pro pet adoption.
The Nala website does have an online store with an amazingly extensive selection including Nala throw pillows and over 20 cat sized bow ties and neckerchiefs. But one would imagine the store is a offshoot of the popularity and not its driver.

Could it be the eyes?

Fat Cat with Mechagodzilla

Size still matters:

Cats & Robots #10

Yesterday Archer and I were debating which cat would be the best companion for Mechagodzilla. (These are the kind of compelling questions that I discuss with my sons.) I did consider Mercury, the two legged "T-Rex" cat, because of his similar-to-giant-reptiles upright stance. But the primary problem seemed to be one of scale: how would a domestic cat be visible in relation to a giant robot monster?  It seemed like the cat needed to be as large as possible.

There must be a significant online audience for oversized house cats as there are a good many images circulating around the web of purportedly huge, or just hugely fat, felines. Most of them seem to have been liberally photoshopped, and perhaps that is the better part of their charm. There are some documentedly large cats out there, but I picked an image of a fat cat who has definitely been rendered more obese through the magic of digital intervention. His (or her) image comes up in a couple of sizes when one Googles "fat cat." The actual cat IRL does seem to be rather overweight and is pictured on the very appropriately named "fattest cat in the world" blog,

While I did have to enlarge the cat to make him show up on the napkin, I used the less rotund image of this cat for the napkin today because I did not want it to be too... unrealistic. (Yes, my tone is facetious, Archer, in case you are wondering)

The images that come up when one Googles "fat cat" follow below:

Garfi and HAL 9000

The Malevolent Gaze:
Cats & Robots #9
You're really in trouble now, Dave.

Yes, I realize calling HAL a robot is a bit of a stretch.  And while I did inflict some of "2001" on the kids a couple of years ago, I am not sure that Ansel remembers much of it.  This is not going to be one of the more popular napkins at the second grade lunch table.  I needed to draw napkkns for both kids last night, and after some internet issues, I got an unusually late start. When I started thinking about threatening robots with a baleful look to pair with Garfi, HAL seemed like the easy-to-draw solution.

Garfi, "The Angriest Cat on the Internet," hails from Turkey. He is a relative newcomer to the online world of merchandisable cats. His name and look evoke the cartoon Garfield, of course, one of my kids' favorite feline personalities.

Working on the Grumpy Cat model, Garfi  is "Angry Cat," photographed with taglines like, "LOOKS DO KILL" and "YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE."

As far as I know, he has not said, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." 
Maybe he hasn't had the chance yet.

Snoopybabe and Echo

Internet Cats & Robots #8
World Domination Through Saucer-Eyed Cuteness.

Snoopybabe is a relatively new Chinese arrival to the internet cat pantheon (264,000 followers on Instagram, vs Grumpy Cats at 581,000)

While they enjoy fantasizing about violent superpowers and whacking things with sticks, my sons are also connoisseurs of cuteness and quite susceptible to the charms of this cat.

Ansel  really liked last year's movie "Earth to Echo" in which a group of kids help a darling Keene-eyed mechanical creature evade terrestrial adult authorities and assemble a space ship. In the movie, the kids assume Echo to be a harmless victim that needs to be protected from the authorities, but my cynical adult perspective makes me wonder what the alien might really be up to...

All humans, and certainly not just my sons, seem programmed to respond favorably to flat faces with giant eyes. Any invading alien force would do well to style itself after internet cats like Snoopybabe.

Colonel Meow and Bender

Cats & Robots #7:
Angry Alcoholic Narcissists of the Fluffy and Shiny Variety Provide Questionable Role Models for 8 Year Old Boys.

During his rather short life, Colonel Meow was a member of the internet cat aristocracy, hobnobbing with Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub and being interviewed by Anderson Cooper and Ellen.  His internet persona was built around aspirations to world domination and consumption of scotch. He was not bereft of real world accomplishments, however, having been awarded the Guinness World Record for “longest fur on a cat,” in 2013.  In the style of the "I Can Has Cheezeburger" cat, his taglines included, "Did someone mention Scotch?" ""Humans? You mean slaves,"  "I will swallow your soul," and "This isn't even my final form."

Unfortunately Bender's tagline is "Kiss my shiny metal ass!"  Futurama is thoroughly inappropriate for second grade boys...which is why my son loves it. He doesn't understand the specifics of the jokes about hookers, substance abuse and general amorality, but he gets the gist that something naughty is going on.

Colonel Mew passed away in 2014, mourned by his  533,000 some Facebook followers.  The last episodes of Futurama aired in 2013.  Both characters are nevertheless available online for further inspiration.

Cyberman with Breaded Cat

Cats & Robots #6:

 

No actual feline's dignity was compromised during the drawing of this image. We here at the Daily Napkins household do not condone or encourage the torturing of cats with toast, slices of pizza, tortillas or other bread products.

If you are blissfully ignorant of the "cat breading" (or "InBread" cats) meme....well... definitely don't spoil it by following one of these links:

Google image search for "cat breading"

Know Your Meme page for Cat Breading detailing history of the meme

Apparently this meme has been around since 2011.

That is a lot of annoyed cats.

If you are still reading this... you are probably wondering, why a Cyberman with a bread wearing cat?  I am afraid my pathetic justification is that I thought the square metal piping around the robot's head complemented the toast shape nicely. I had briefly considered using a Cylon from the first incarnation of "Battlestar Gallactica" as the humanoid robots were derisively called "toasters" by the actual humans on the show.  But that was a joke that would be completely lost on my sons. I have been almost entirely unable to convince them of the goodness of any vintage televisions shows beyond early episodes of the Simpsons, so I am about to propose watching Battlestar.

Chopper from Star Wars Rebels and TrashCat

Internet Cats & Robots Day 5:
Grumps in cylinders.
Trashcat and C1-10P are not amused by their appearance on this napkin.

Trashcat's image and lack of amusement seems to have been a  2007 follow- up to 2003's "Limecat is not pleased." The catchphrases of "so and so is not amused, is not pleased, does not approve, etc" combined with images of surly looking cats or celebrities proliferated all over the web.  Or so I read, no one was sending me images of lolcats at the time.

This was another case of a pairing of cat and robot based mostly on shape....Although Chopper is a rather cranky droid, well known for both his lack of compliance and disapproval of human antics, so they do have the "disapproving entity in a can" characteristic in common.

Limecat and R2-D2

Internet Cats and Robots, Day 4:

Limecat and Artoo are not pleased that many people cannot tell the difference between a pomelo and a lime.

Limecat (later know also as Melon cat or helmet cat) was another one of the early lol cats passed around the Internet starting in 2003. The photo was often reproduced with the tagline, "Limecat is not pleased."

It seems wearing a pomelo rind on one's head is part of a Chinese mid autumn moon festival, and the original picture might be Chinese in origin. There have, of course, been many other memes of cats with fruit rinds on their heads since. Google "cats with fruit helmets" if you somehow missed this trend. My personal favorite is the "Scurvy Awareness Day" website, limestrong.com, and their gallery of  "scurvy free cats" wearing citrus on their heads. They have even given Limecat the name of Mr. Boots and, remarkably, also misidentified the headgear in question as a lime.

As to the question of why Limecat and R2-D2?
I can only say that I remain more than a bit of a formalist. For my 12 year old son who sometimes reads this blog: that means that I put the two together purely because of their similar shapes.

(Now I just need to find a robot who goes well with the cats wearing toast on their heads- otherwise known as "Inbread" or "Breaded cats")

Ultron and Happy Cat

"I can has world domination?"
Day 3 of Internet Cats and Robots

"Happy Cat" was one of the first and, in his day, most well known of the "lol cats." His (or her) image was mostly circulated with the text "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?" beginning perhaps in 2003 or 2007.  I was a new parent during these years and was not paying any attention to the lolcat phenomenon...or to much of anything that was not screaming or on fire.

Ultron is the ubervillain of the second Avengers movie "The Age of Ultron" due out in May of this year. My kids have already demanded that I swear an oath to take them to see the movie as soon as it opens.

While I don't know the details of the movie, Ultron does seem to be a self-aware, distributed artificial intelligence, who decides that irradicating those pesky humans is the best course of action.

If his intelligence is distributed on the web, he is probably tired of having a sizable percentage of his mind filled with idiotic pictures of cats.

Lil Bub and Terminator

Internet Cats with Robots: Day 2

Why this pair? It really defies explanation.  Lil BUB definitely seemed like the obvious follow up to Grumpy Cat.  According to her official website, she "has overcome great challenges, is a published author, a talk show host, a movie star, and has helped raise well over $100,000 for animals in need." 

When I spent a few sleep deprived minutes contemplating which pop culture robot would be her ideal counterpart, I did not have any sort of epiphany.

 While C-3P0 does have a similar facial expression, in hindsight, perhaps I should have gone with Ultron.

Baymax and Grumpy Cat

"Hairy Baby!'

Ansel had forgotten how much he liked "Big Hero 6."
He had not, however, forgotten the "Hairy Baby" scene.  As it was included in the original trailer, and the more recent advertising for the DVD/iTunes release, there was really no way to forget it.

Mochi, the cat in the movie, is mostly agreeable and plump. After listening to many repetitions of "Hairy Baby"and marveling at the efficacy of sound-bite advertising on the 8-12 year old mind, I was perhaps feeling...grumpy.

And I am continually impressed at the internet meme and marketing marvel that is Grumpy Cat.

Additionally, yes, I am aware that Grumpy Cat is really a female feline, is actually named "Tardar Sauce," and as she suffers from feline dwarfism, is probably smaller than depicted here. These important facts and others were drawn to my attention by Grumpy Cat authorities in the past when I mistakenly referred to her as a "he."

Next up, Lil Bub with the Terminator?... or Trash Cat with Wall-e?..."Happy Cat" (The one who says, "Can I has cheeseburger?") with the Cybermen?

The possibilities are endless... or at least several.