We definitely need to work on our Presidential recognition skills. Ansel has learned how to recognize a few extras beyond Obama courtesy of the Simpsons (JFK, FDR, Teddy Roosevelt and Nixon) but clearly we need to do better.
I fantasized about some sort of obscure presidential napkin team-up in the spirit of "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter": Rutherford B. Hayes, Boss of Werewolves, William H. Taft, Beastmaster. James Garfield, Zombie Hunter, James K. Polk, Shapeshifting Overlord. etc. I just couldn't find the time to work something like that out, conceptually or logistically. Instead, I went for the low hanging fruit: a "Guardians of the Galaxy" Rocket and Groot style team up.
Even the second graders know that the cherry tree story is bunk, but the tree looks nervous anyway.