Dog with a Vlog:
Lance Stewart's new puppy Theo already has 285,000 followers on Instagram.
Perhaps Theo should have his own YouTube channel to let his viewers know HOW HE'LL PRANK THOSE HUMANS.
(We're working on a series of internet famous dogs on napkins for my seriously dog-deprived son.)
In hindsight, I think I was trying to tune out the fact that our sons were watching a good deal of "vlogs" by social media personalities like Lance Stewart.
You don't know who Lance Stewart is?
(I am looking at you, Grandma. Mostly because you are the only person who I can safely assume will be reading this)
Mr. Stewart is a social media personality who has accrued almost 3 million followers on YouTube with engaging content like "LIQUID ASS PRANK GONE TERRIBLY WRONG" and "MY GIRLFRIEND SHOWS HER NIPPLES ON CAMERA?!" He is by all accounts a millionaire at age 20.
The two vlog titles I have selected perhaps convey the wrong impression. Lance and his crew may be prurient, juvenile, and regressive on gender politics, but they are not terribly offensive. They shop at the mall, hang out at the gym, eat in restaurants and prank one another and their annoyed, but mostly compliant family members. And most importantly, they have a puppy.
From my curmudgeonly, geriatric perspective- as a person who grew up in the days when television and movies were scripted and performed by highly compensated professionals- this stuff is deeply, profoundly, and mind bogglingly, boring.
But Lance certainly does not care what I think. Nor do his millions of followers who can count both of my sons among their enthusiastic ranks.