It's Easter, why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
I have very fond memories of "Donnie Darko," and have considered whether it might be a movie that my sons would enjoy watching. I revisited it on my iPhone a few months back and came to the conclusion that it would definitely appeal to them, but that, for a variety of reasons, they were still too young for it.
But they are not too young for creepy bunny images on Easter.
In fact, recently my younger son wanted me to buy him a scary bunny mask.
Once again, he gets the poor substitute of a napkin.