"I will be even mild and docile...if thou wilt also perform thy part, the which thou owest me."
Inktober 2017 / Hideous Progeny Drawing 22
My son is under the impression that being available to provide back and neck massages at any time is in my job description as his mother.
We disagree on this point, and I have made this clear a good many times.
Despite my fine application of loving, positive, parental boundary setting, there may have been a few passive aggressive neck rubs delivered over the last year.